Showing posts with label windsor castle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label windsor castle. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Crown Was Too Big for the Queen


and even with her fluffed curls, it didn't set right atop her head. So they saved the crown for the next best thing. It's been setting in the Windsor Castle's backyard since 1954, and God still hasn't even tried it on.

Friday, May 25, 2012

"I Eat Lots of Meat!"


"That's why I can stand on my head and hold my breath for sixteen minutes. Meat makes you big and strong. Especially human meat. Nothing more powerful than that!"