We could really blast off into deep space

if only we didn't have to spend all our money killing all the terrorists first.

Detecting Terrorist Tendencies

All U.S.-born Muslim babies must be scanned for terroristic tendencies (read here), Obama said early Wednesday morning.

Osama is Dead

As soon as the confetti clears, Americans will start asking the tough questions about the war on terrorism? (read here)

Don't Play the Taliban

Play the fiddle!

Fargo, ND: Ready for the Terror Trials

Fargo, North Dakota.

You might have heard:

If you will take a map of the United States and fold it in the middle, eastern edge against western, and crease it sharply, right in the crease will be Fargo.

-- Travels with Charley
John Steinbeck

Another Valiant Mistake

While pursuing terrorism.

Have the 9/11 Terrorist Trials in North Dakota

ND would love to have ya! This state doesn't have blatant morons to stand around and incoherently shout protests like New York apparently has.

You Decide

Careful, Son! You Might Be Next

General McChrystal Says

To kill Al Qaida, America must kill Osama Bin Laden.



I think McChrystal is totally correct. He's a general in the United States Army, after all. And he knows how to cover up friendly-fire deaths of famous soldiers, such as Pat Tillman.



So why shouldn't we trust Stanley McChrystal?



Be sure to stand him on his head, McChrystal, when you crucify the terrorist of all terrorists. That way, he won't become a martyr.