Roundup Causes Birth Defects, Says a Stranger in a Strange Land

(credit: Kolossos)

But who trusts Science? The only true Science is Astrology. (read more here)

Reagan Had Alzheimer's While In Office

Which is maybe why Republicans can't forget about him. (read here)

Bedbugs...Attack!

Fall of Rome

If you're quiet and sitting still, you can feel, nestled deeply into your 'genetic memory', the fall of Rome. It feels a bit like indigestion.

Nice Redwood Deck, Asshole!

Thanks for using our precious natural resources. Your deck is really nice. It'll only take about 500 years to replace your egregious, libido-enhancing affluence.