The Crown Was Too Big for the Queen

and even with her fluffed curls, it didn't set right atop her head. So they saved the crown for the next best thing. It's been setting in the Windsor Castle's backyard since 1954, and God still hasn't even tried it on.

NBC A Bunch of Degenerative Heathens, says One Executive

Maybe NBC should have changed the Pledge's phrase Under God to "One Nation Over God" (read here)

God? ? ?

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We're Against It!

We're against it! America is against it!

Angels & Alcohol

The American Dream

And In the End...

There was only death. Not even love could survive the ordeal.

One of These People

Believes God is consciousness, awareness, and strives to be purely attuned.

The rest of these people watch television.

Everybody's Jealous

Because it's plain to see, you're special.

This Moment, I Say, Is All Right

And this moment, is all right.

To Our Mother Goddess

Standing atop Lord Shiva. Looks painful, but I assure you, it's all an act of Balance.

Constantly Striving

To get closer to GOD.

Now Serving Jinn & Angels

But not bees, ladybugs, or butterflies!

I'll Lift My Leaf an Inch

If you lift yours an inch.

And While This Was Going On...

God was busy fretting about locking up the garden.

Divine Sex

I've Been Commanded to Teach You

Whatever I believe relevant.



How could I say no? The light was too bright.

And God Said:

James Earl Jones,



read my book out loud for me.



And thus it happened. And God saw, rather clearly, that it was pretty good.

The Gnashing of Teeth

GOD God god god God GOD

The eye of God?



The omniscience of God:



The human God:



The messenger of God:



The power of God:



The wrath of God:



God's beard: