I Wrote This For You

It's an article. It should start off, Dear Lara. But it doesn't.

Who Will Slay Whom?

Right On, Say What You Mean...

General McChrystal Says

To kill Al Qaida, America must kill Osama Bin Laden.



I think McChrystal is totally correct. He's a general in the United States Army, after all. And he knows how to cover up friendly-fire deaths of famous soldiers, such as Pat Tillman.



So why shouldn't we trust Stanley McChrystal?



Be sure to stand him on his head, McChrystal, when you crucify the terrorist of all terrorists. That way, he won't become a martyr.