I'd Bonk Them Over Their Heads!

A picture of, purportedly, Humdinger resting in the sun

said Hubert Humdinger, upon hearing there was one active firing squad still left in the United States.

Dah-Dah-Dah

Debt, doubt, and, what was that last one? Despair! Debt, doubt, and despair. Debt, doubt, and despair. Tell the crowd, while capitalizing on the 'd' sounds. Debt. Doubt. And...despair.

A Tribute From An Undisclosed Area of Northern Europe

My good friend and mentor, Hubert Humdinger, has become interested in attributing quotes to pictures of the people who said them.

I've become his test subject. He enjoyed my take on Maria Shriver's "bad energy" ranch, and he, as an exiled cultural philosopher, desperately wished he'd whipped up the idea himself.

But you didn't, you old buzzard! I told him over the phone. You're losing it!