You Just Wouldn't BELIEVE How Much Money I've Got

You couldn't fathom it, my friend. I can't even wrap my head around it. And it's my money! I'm telling you, folks, you just wouldn't be able to grasp how much I've actually got.

I could kill myself, that's how dizzy I get trying to understand it.

Teleport Yourself Directly into the Political Process

Teleportation is real. Trust me, and trust Dr Bruce Goldberg (read more here)

Cover Him in Cheese & Stuff him Into a Pizza Box

What is a real black man? Not Obama. Ask Herman Cain for details (read here)

The Creeping Muslim Pizza

Herman Cain's new pizza creation as apology for his controversial statements about Muslims (read here)

Even Mitt Romney is Unemployed, You Bum!

Romney is looking for a job too, so all those homeless people should cool it (read here)

Nixon Wishes to Offer His Condolences for the Failed Drug War

But Nixon Can't. (read here)

Boobies & Bumpkins at the Republican New Hampshire Debate

Slick-haired, xenophobic, yahoos (read here)

The Sarah Palin Emails: We Locked the Girl in a Cage

(credit: Frank K.)

But it was a nice cage! (read here)

Newt Straddled Me In an American Dream

(picture by Simon Dodd)

I haven't been the same since. He whispered conspiracy 'stuff' into my ear (read here)

Git Yer Snake Oil Here!

Mitt Romney for President, 2012 (read here)

The Free Market! Is Almost Ceasing to Exist!

(photo by Gage Skidmore)

Romney for President, 2012 (read here)

Wecome to the GOP 2012 Circus

Bachmann. Huckabee. Trump. Pawlenty. Palin. Santorum. And on, and on.

The Republican lineup for a 2012 presidential run can be defined with images of bullhorns and booze. And a little batshit smeared on the walls to spell C-R-A-Z-Y. (read here)

Butt-to-Head Hair Transplant; Trump's out for 2012

The Donald quits his 2012 run for president. Rumors have emerged that his hair on his head had been transplanted from his butt by a little-known doctor in Tennessee (read here)

Huckabee's Chilling Moment Before the Dogs Chase Him

Dogs everywhere, in neighborhoods all across America, bark and lunge at Mike Huckabee's political deformity. (read here)

Am I so Lame & Unfashionable?

That dogs should bark at me as I halt by them? (read here)