"To all of my detractors,

I want to push back on the idea that my head is shaped like a peanut."

We could really blast off into deep space

if only we didn't have to spend all our money killing all the terrorists first.

Can You Spot the Terrorist In This Picture?

You'd better look harder. You'd better LOOK HARDER. YOU'D BETTER LOOK HARDER!

Detecting Terrorist Tendencies

All U.S.-born Muslim babies must be scanned for terroristic tendencies (read here), Obama said early Wednesday morning.

Osama bin Laden's dead body washes ashore

Fisherman in Karachi, Pakistan find bin Laden's dead body, take pictures, notice the body's heart is cut out. (read here)

Will Obama Release the bin Laden Ghost Picture?

White House still deciding on Osama bin Laden ghost pictures (read here)

Osama is Dead

As soon as the confetti clears, Americans will start asking the tough questions about the war on terrorism? (read here)

Extremely Jarring & Incredibly Forced

Don't Play the Taliban

Play the fiddle!

We Suspect!

You're a terrorist!

In Case of Fire

Use your head.

And the Least Among Them Said:

"Let's cut the shit..."

But the rest said:



"Let's make them eat it!"



God bless America!

Suddenly, Many People Agree With Iran

Unbelievable.

Can I Have My Own FBI File?

To get that tiny burst of confidence I need?

Just Another Drop

in the Killed Civilians bucket.

A Sure Sign of Terrorism