Leaders of Gog & Magog?

"Listen. Let me be clear. There's only room on this planet for one of us."

If Bradley Manning is guilty of espionage...

then so is this guy:

and this guy:

People will come to see the Great American Pyramid

So, let's get folks back to work!

It doesn't matter what country he was born in

he'll strike down any man on earth

Good job! You voted

for Wall Street.

Rising tide of chaos in the Middle East

should not be blamed on Barack Obama or George Bush Jr, but instead on Pluto moving into Capricorn.

So stately & corporate looking

during the debate. You could hardly guess how willing they are to blow up other countries.

It's Damn Trendy

to be such a bad actor

Hard work & the American Dream

let us tell you about it. Shh! Listen up!

Murray Miners forced to listen to Mitt Romney. Give up your day of pay.

LA traffic snarled for hours so famous people can pay $45,000 a plate to watch their Supreme Commander speak.

Fascism with a smile.

Teleport Yourself Directly into the Political Process

Teleportation is real. Trust me, and trust Dr Bruce Goldberg (read more here)

A secret July 4th meeting

(credit: Elgaard)

Back alley deficit talks and debt ceiling negotiations. Obama. Boehner. Only one man left standing (read more here)

Cover Him in Cheese & Stuff him Into a Pizza Box

What is a real black man? Not Obama. Ask Herman Cain for details (read here)

Obama's A Dick...Well, Yeah! We Know!

Mark Halperin suspended by MSNBC for calling Obama a dick. Everybody's apologizing, but nobody is seriously looking into the accusation (read more here)

Esquire Sued by Birthers

Why can't I get a lawsuit for the nasty things I've written? (read more here)

Gay Rights Vote in New York

Bill Burroughs and Andrew Sullivan put it into perspective for us (read more here)

Muammar Gaddafi In Your Bed!

(credit: Ricardo Stuckert/PR)

Hillary Clinton wants to know, Do you love him? (read more here)

Erase the Hate, Motherfuckers!

The title is too harsh. I would erase it if I knew where the 'delete' button was on this old keyboard.

I received a letter from an old friend, ex-Hollywood stripper Sugar Rogers, detailing her concerns for gay rights in this country (read here)

Pencil Missile Drops on Alabama

The first predator drone strike on U.S. soil (read here)

Obama to Dump US Oil Reserve onto Middle East & Light It Up

Obama's response to Congress' War Powers Act scrutiny (read here)

Git Yer Snake Oil Here!

Mitt Romney for President, 2012 (read here)