Let me tell you

"If only she knew how big of a bitch she is all the time, she would break down in a tremendous show of despair. What a bitch. Capital 'b'. Itch."

"Why don't you tell her?"

"I ain't going to tell her! I don't want to make her feel bad!"

Exorcising the Writing Demon

Get a job! Chase the American Dream! But for God's sake, throw that childish bullshit about being a writer out the window.

One Los Angeles novelist attempted to do just that. Orgasmo.

You Want My Walking Stick?

And these shoes and socks and cape and coat? What else you want? I'll hand it over! 

This blog isn't about sex

It's about getting raped, very, very slowly.

The American Frontier

Has been fenced and cordoned off. (read it here)

Serena Williams Engaged to Common?

A common rumor has surfaced among commoners. (read here)

Stepped On A Beehive

Plagiarism is Journalism

Yes. No?

Fun & Games

But first, there was a bouquet of flowers, wine, dinner, conversation, desert, verbal expressions of love, a hand placed 'here', a hand placed 'there', and then, they were ready.

Starbucks Thanksgiving Blend & Eroticism

Nobody Would Claim Him

Everybody's Jealous

Because it's plain to see, you're special.

Come On, You Logical Positivist!

Show a little interest.

Hey Barack Obama!

You wanna help us out with the whole job thing?

Maybe we need more fiscal stimulus?
Maybe we need to scale back the killing of women and children in Afghanistan ($billions / month)?
Maybe we need to support small businesses?
Maybe it's not the right time to 'tighten the fiscal belt'?
Long term unemployment is dangerous for all of us...well, not you.
Do you worry about how you're going to pay your rent?
Or the increase in crime due to desperate, jobless people unable to buy what they need?

Exchanging Saliva, Is Exchanging Saliva

After all.

Scratching Symbols Into Your Head

You Are Bleeding All Over My Lawn

Sometimes It's Beautiful to Sit & Think

But any good American will tell you: Get a job!

To Our Mother Goddess

Standing atop Lord Shiva. Looks painful, but I assure you, it's all an act of Balance.

Get Filled Up!