Cover Him in Cheese & Stuff him Into a Pizza Box

What is a real black man? Not Obama. Ask Herman Cain for details (read here)

The Creeping Muslim Pizza

Herman Cain's new pizza creation as apology for his controversial statements about Muslims (read here)

Even Mitt Romney is Unemployed, You Bum!

Romney is looking for a job too, so all those homeless people should cool it (read here)

Boobies & Bumpkins at the Republican New Hampshire Debate

Slick-haired, xenophobic, yahoos (read here)

The Sarah Palin Emails: We Locked the Girl in a Cage

(credit: Frank K.)

But it was a nice cage! (read here)

Newt Straddled Me In an American Dream

(picture by Simon Dodd)

I haven't been the same since. He whispered conspiracy 'stuff' into my ear (read here)

John Edwards to do Sexy Photo Spread for America

The former Senator has much regret about the Rielle Hunter affair and wishes to make a peace offering to America -- a sexy photo shoot (read here)

Git Yer Snake Oil Here!

Mitt Romney for President, 2012 (read here)

The Free Market! Is Almost Ceasing to Exist!

(photo by Gage Skidmore)

Romney for President, 2012 (read here)

Wecome to the GOP 2012 Circus

Bachmann. Huckabee. Trump. Pawlenty. Palin. Santorum. And on, and on.

The Republican lineup for a 2012 presidential run can be defined with images of bullhorns and booze. And a little batshit smeared on the walls to spell C-R-A-Z-Y. (read here)

Butt-to-Head Hair Transplant; Trump's out for 2012

The Donald quits his 2012 run for president. Rumors have emerged that his hair on his head had been transplanted from his butt by a little-known doctor in Tennessee (read here)