Friday, September 14, 2012

First Thing You Do When You Wake Up


is dump the contents you deposited in your old bed pan during the middle of the night into the alleyway below. You don't even look out the window anymore to be certain nobody is in the way.

You are from the Middle Ages, and you live like a dog.

Getting out of bed.

1 comment:

J.M. Porup said...

Are you sure that's a bed pan? I think it might be one of those foot-warmer things. You know, put hot coals in to keep your feet warm at night.