Friday, May 25, 2012

"I Eat Lots of Meat!"


"That's why I can stand on my head and hold my breath for sixteen minutes. Meat makes you big and strong. Especially human meat. Nothing more powerful than that!"

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Officer, your butt really stinks


Why? Don't you shower? Are you too busy playacting importance over people less aggressive than yourself? Are you some kind of United Nations peace officer? Why do you have a gun? And why is it such a powerful one? You would look better in a pink dress.