Friday, September 21, 2012

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Trying to Stop WWIII


Moby Dick rumored to be destroying US battleships in the Strait of Hormuz. Israel claims the great white whale is Iranian by nature. The rest of the world says the whale is just a whale with no national allegiances of any kind.

Either way, the battleships are in place. 

Friday, September 14, 2012

First Thing You Do When You Wake Up


is dump the contents you deposited in your old bed pan during the middle of the night into the alleyway below. You don't even look out the window anymore to be certain nobody is in the way.

You are from the Middle Ages, and you live like a dog.

Getting out of bed.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Space Shuttle Endeavour Blew Through


your neighborhood, but you didn't have a chance to catch it. Your neighbors said it was a "pretty fascinating" twenty seconds. Seeing the five story space shuttle yanked through your city's streets. Its wings knocking over all the trees.

Decades worth of natural desecration.

Space shuttle Endeavour makes its final destructive mission

Sunday, September 2, 2012

You Had the Beach House In Malibu


and the crisp Benjamins and the quirky escort service girls and the martinis and a view of the Pacific Ocean. You've lunched with the Danny DeVitos and the Naomi Wattses.

You've also lived in the slums. You've seen people die. You've chased the American Dream.