It's not easy...

credit: Mason Wendell

...and, in fact, there's still a lot of PR work to be done in jockeying to be the official drink of the Antichrist.

He kept rereading the damned thing...

to try and find where it said you couldn't be Muslim in the United States.

Leaders of Gog & Magog?

"Listen. Let me be clear. There's only room on this planet for one of us."

I'd wipe my butt with the Constitution

credit: Gage Skidmore

if it meant I could make more money.

What?

It's just paper. It's not even nice paper. It's cheap.

Either way, don't get so excited. I prefer toilet paper, but I'm just saying...