Why am I so rich and famous?

Even I can't figure it out!

Kim Kardashian's allotment in this life suggests staggeringly pristine & servile past lives

Goddammit I'm An Asshole!

Goldman Sachs CEO does the math, admits he really is an asshole

"We hate when kids get killed

but damn it's great for a much-needed ratings boost," says a crumbling CNN.

Sandy Hook children caught in bidding war by music industry

With swords drawn and ready

the band of rogue warriors realized the Vikings had beaten them to it.

He was so good at meditating

he didn't realize his house was on fire.

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is enough to keep the conversation going.

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