Fargo, ND: Ready for the Terror Trials

Fargo, North Dakota.

You might have heard:

If you will take a map of the United States and fold it in the middle, eastern edge against western, and crease it sharply, right in the crease will be Fargo.

-- Travels with Charley
John Steinbeck

You Don't Believe In Magic

But you pray for forgiveness.

So You're Creating a Family

Nobel Prize in Literature 2009

Herta Müller

Paul Dirac

I don't mind standing and announcing my obsession with Paul Dirac.



I've written you volumes of poetry, Mr. Dirac.

Richard Feynman

Will talk your ear off.



But you won't even care.

Are You Bored?

Are you dead?

Another Valiant Mistake

While pursuing terrorism.

Have the 9/11 Terrorist Trials in North Dakota

ND would love to have ya! This state doesn't have blatant morons to stand around and incoherently shout protests like New York apparently has.

Feeling Like Richard Nixon

Thích Quảng Đức

Made of Light

It's not easy to mentally grasp, you materialist!

You Decide

Brave Scientists

Casting out the darkness; spreading light in its wake.

Light Light Light

I don't think / you can get enough / light.

Just a Reminder

Uncensored Anne Frank ?

Don't be TOO immature about it.



I'd hate to have children growing up knowing about essential, human functions.

CBS Gay Ad Supression

Don't worry, CBS, we won't laugh when you finally have the courage to "come out".

But for now, it's OK to repress it.

Renewed Respect

Many issues of disagreement, but much respect with how you handled the Republican children.

Wait, Fox! I Missed the Last 20 Minutes!

What happened FOX News?

The Soulless Suburb

Oh, You Sad Girl

It's going to get worse. And worse. And the next life, I assure you, as I've been assured, is infinitely more tedious and tiresome than this one.

How Long Do I Have to Keep Paying for Your Sins?

I'm getting tired of paying for your sins.

Playacting Importance Over You

Justice Alito. Working hard for a fascist state, where there happens to be no limit to corporate buying power and cash-guzzling politicians.

Speak up, buddy!

I can't hear you!



Louder, tough guy! Say it louder!

Not true, you say? It's not true?

But it is true, Alito. It is so, very true!

Fare Thee Well, Sir!

Upon Floating in Space of My Own Free Will

I soon met a spirit, in the guise of an angel.



The angel said it takes lifetimes to learn and develop deep understanding, love, and independence.

The angel said, in short, through a series of telepathic squeaks and snarls, that it takes time. Don't try to do it all at once.

Concrete Family Ties

Thanks for the Change, Obama!

You're Enlightened Right Now

Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!

O Ye Psychologist!

Is this your archetype for schizophrenia?

Only So Much Intelligence

To go around.

Leopold Bloom

Rather verbose, but a nice guy.

As If You Haven't Been In Love with Elizabeth Bennet

Grab the 'Steering Wheel'!

And direct us home.

Table Salt is Poison

Use sea salt:

Authoritative Suicide

Some writers kill themselves after a very successful career:





Some kill themselves in the middle of a brilliant career:



Some kill themselves before their career starts:

Do You Wait & Wait & Wait for Good News?

Well, that's one view of it.

The Bishop, James Pike

Rumor has it.

James Pike went walking in an Israeli desert with nothing but a bottle of Cola and a series of maps.



Rumor has it, the bishop was searching for a powerful mushroom.

His body was found deep in the Wadi Duraja.

James Pike, you should know, was a free spirit.

World Economic Forum's 40th Anniversary

In Davos, Switzerland.

But America, You Don't Know How to Swim!

The Red Book

You Eat Meat? You Savage.

Entwining disgust of human death with packaged meat:



Entwining the love of physical pleasure with not eating meat.