If Bradley Manning is guilty of espionage...

then so is this guy:

and this guy:

By God, you've got the fighting spirit of George Armstrong Custer

but you just can't grow a goddamned mustache

You mean I'm the enemy?

You mean I'm guilty of treason?

People will come to see the Great American Pyramid

So, let's get folks back to work!

"To all of my detractors,

I want to push back on the idea that my head is shaped like a peanut."

They award flatulence?

No, they award fraudulence!

It doesn't matter what country he was born in

he'll strike down any man on earth

The King has sent me...

so get down on your knees! Otherwise you will be subject to severe pain, loss of acute motor skills, and/or possibly death.

Guilty, or not guilty

how should I know? All I know, sir, is that you're going to need a very convincing wig from now on.

I'd Bonk Them Over Their Heads!

A picture of, purportedly, Humdinger resting in the sun

said Hubert Humdinger, upon hearing there was one active firing squad still left in the United States.

Rusty but eager,

the old Utah Gentlemen's firing squad is hungry for practice

These cars don't just blow up

at least not usually.

Sometimes they pick your heroes for you

but how would you know?

If you can't translate that,

you're missing out.