Can you eat it all

and still go shopping the next day?

The Sweat In Your Pizza

Can you taste the hard work? Can your distinguish from the cheese and pepperoni that taste of musk from the drops of sweat that rolled off the wet forehead of the man who spread the toppings on your behemoth pizza?

Thank the wage slaves who made it possible.

Good job! You voted

for Wall Street.

We could really blast off into deep space

if only we didn't have to spend all our money killing all the terrorists first.