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From Change.org

Stop Charles Manson from getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Greetings,

I just signed the following petition addressed to: Charles Manson.

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Stop Charles Manson from getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Because he is not that much of a contribution to the music industry. And most importantly he is a cult leader of a group of thugs that murdered many people. This would be a disgrace to the memory of Sharon Tate and the other victims.
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Sincerely,

[Your name]

(From Change.org)

Stop Charles Manson from Getting a Star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame!

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