Glenn Beck Largely Influenced My Online Writing Career

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Ride, Glenn, ride! (read more here)

Obama's A Dick...Well, Yeah! We Know!

Mark Halperin suspended by MSNBC for calling Obama a dick. Everybody's apologizing, but nobody is seriously looking into the accusation (read more here)

Chris Hansen Caught Cheating On Wife

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It's a sharkish world out there (read more here)

Esquire Sued by Birthers

Why can't I get a lawsuit for the nasty things I've written? (read more here)

Flesh Eating Cocaine in Los Angeles

It'll eat your nose! (read more here)

Answer Your Phone

Your gay friends know that you're home (read more here)

A Stark Warning Issued about Financial Reform & Bloodsucking Leeches

Dodd-Frank financial reform destined to fail, says Thomas Hoenig (read more here)

UFO Mothership Over London

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Aliens exist. Yes they do. Yes they do (read more here)

Hatred of God

One nation under God. Liberalism is rooted in the hatred of God.

But Todd Akin loves him a good invasion of Iraq. Destroying a nation that is home to 26 million people? On the side of God?

What about rampant consumerism? (read more here)

Helpful Hints About Torture

Connecting General Petraeus to a good old literary classic, William S Burroughs (read more here)

Americans Give Big Banks the Ominous Thumbs Down

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A firing squad for half a dozen guilty bankers! (read more here)

Gay Rights Vote in New York

Bill Burroughs and Andrew Sullivan put it into perspective for us (read more here)

Peter Falk Dead: I met a man in North Dakota writing new Columbo episodes

I'm certain that man is mourning the loss of Peter Falk (read more here)

Muammar Gaddafi In Your Bed!

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Hillary Clinton wants to know, Do you love him? (read more here)

Roundup Causes Birth Defects, Says a Stranger in a Strange Land

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But who trusts Science? The only true Science is Astrology. (read more here)

LulzSec Hacker Collective Like an Updated Version of the Weather Underground

LulzSec has hacked into Arizona law enforcement databases and leaked private documents. Why? Because they are angry about Arizona's police state mentality and unconstitutional immigration law. (read more here)

The Weather Underground 2.0?

Visiting Bukowski: A Refreshing Scene of Carnage, Drunkenness, & Poetry

Bukowski & Richard Nixon got into it on the front yard. Marvin and I politely watched them fight. We then read a poem by Bukowski called And The Moon And The Stars And The World (read here)

The Anthony Family Trial: Chlorophyll, Chloroform, & Confusion

Cindy Anthony says: I searched 'chlorophyll' because the dog was tired! (read here, it's complicated)

Other Google search terms on the Anthony family computer: chloroform. breaking necks.

Erase the Hate, Motherfuckers!

The title is too harsh. I would erase it if I knew where the 'delete' button was on this old keyboard.

I received a letter from an old friend, ex-Hollywood stripper Sugar Rogers, detailing her concerns for gay rights in this country (read here)

Whitey Bulger Arrested in Santa Monica

And only days before he'd taken a shot of wheatgrass in Koreatown (read here)

Pencil Missile Drops on Alabama

The first predator drone strike on U.S. soil (read here)

NBC A Bunch of Degenerative Heathens, says One Executive

Maybe NBC should have changed the Pledge's phrase Under God to "One Nation Over God" (read here)

The Creeping Muslim Pizza

Herman Cain's new pizza creation as apology for his controversial statements about Muslims (read here)

Walking Past the "Rebecca Black Suicides"

Johnny and I on our way to the California DMV to eat a sandwich (read here)

Rebecca Black Suicides Force Young Pop Star to Remove Friday Video from YouTube

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Police are still investigating the "Rebecca Black suicides" (read here)

Even Mitt Romney is Unemployed, You Bum!

Romney is looking for a job too, so all those homeless people should cool it (read here)

Nixon Wishes to Offer His Condolences for the Failed Drug War

But Nixon Can't. (read here)

The CIA Would Slit Your Throat for A Nickel

Did hacker group LulzSec sign their death warrant by hacking into the CIA homepage? (read here)

Obama to Dump US Oil Reserve onto Middle East & Light It Up

Obama's response to Congress' War Powers Act scrutiny (read here)

Open Mike Eagle's New Album: Rappers Will Die of Natural Causes

The music critic says: Good music is good music, man. (read here)