Cellphone Cancer / Mace / Condoms & Fighting the Right Fight

A new study says cellphone radiation definitely carcinogenic and could cause cancer and brain tumors (read here)

Stieeeeeeeeeg Larsson & a Tattooed Girl in Hollywood

A girl in a Goodwill store hassles me about Stieg Larsson and says she's a girl with a dragon tattoo (read here)

Memorial Day Weekend: One L.A. Homeless Man will Travel Despite high Gas Prices

And God bless him, he should! (read here)

Wecome to the GOP 2012 Circus

Bachmann. Huckabee. Trump. Pawlenty. Palin. Santorum. And on, and on.

The Republican lineup for a 2012 presidential run can be defined with images of bullhorns and booze. And a little batshit smeared on the walls to spell C-R-A-Z-Y. (read here)

The face of bliss?

Jared Lee Loughner seems to have no remorse about the deadly Arizona shooting. If there is karma, it is not fast enough or brutal enough for the families of the victims (read here)

Detecting Terrorist Tendencies

All U.S.-born Muslim babies must be scanned for terroristic tendencies (read here), Obama said early Wednesday morning.

Casey Anthony Trial - Popcorn was Served

Bombshells were dropped. Surprising revelations about duct tape coverups were posited.

Caylee Anthony accidentally drowned, she wasn't murdered! says the defense (read here)

Bogyphobia. Dick Cheney's New Memoir out Aug. 30

New Cheney memoir will offer strong views from a questionable heart (read here)

May 21, 2011 Rapture / End of the World / Judgment Day Live Blog

May 21, the end of the world. The Rapture. Judgment Day.

Harold Camping says so. (Read *The Blog*)

Surprised & Confused

The DSK thinking WTF? (read here)

LA Weekly Makes Good Toilet Paper

For homeless folks. But it's also a pretty good read (read here)

Macing JPMorgan Execs

Instead of elderly protesters (read here)

Butt-to-Head Hair Transplant; Trump's out for 2012

The Donald quits his 2012 run for president. Rumors have emerged that his hair on his head had been transplanted from his butt by a little-known doctor in Tennessee (read here)

The American Dream is Like a Runaway Transvestite in A Motorized Chair

The end of the world, the end of the American dream.

With an Air of Doom; the End of the World

Harold Camping predicts May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day. And, he looks like a long lost friend of William S Burroughs (read here)

A Vicious Transvestite Attack at the End of The World

May 21, 2011. Harold Camping predicts is Judgment Day (read here).

Huckabee's Chilling Moment Before the Dogs Chase Him

Dogs everywhere, in neighborhoods all across America, bark and lunge at Mike Huckabee's political deformity. (read here)

The Peace Prize; Does Assange Have a Heart in Jar?

He does not, but he does have a peace prize from the Sydney Peace Foundation (read here)

Common Rapper Violence Infests White House

Did anybody forget that America is the most violent poet on earth? (read here)

Here's the Heart

of Osama bin Laden, in a multimillion dollar sealed 'jar' at the Bush's Crawford Texas ranch. (read all about it here)

And for God's sake, don't touch it! You can curse it, you can shout at it, but don't touch the glass! "You'll leave prints, and then Laura will have to clean them off," the former president said.

Animal Kingdom Inspired by Osama bin Laden

The horse spat when he talked (read here).

Osama bin Laden's dead body washes ashore

Fisherman in Karachi, Pakistan find bin Laden's dead body, take pictures, notice the body's heart is cut out. (read here)

Am I so Lame & Unfashionable?

That dogs should bark at me as I halt by them? (read here)

Will Obama Release the bin Laden Ghost Picture?

White House still deciding on Osama bin Laden ghost pictures (read here)

Dalai Lama's pilgrimage to see Osama's heart

"I hope he isn't squeamish," Bush told reporters, "the Lama isn't from Texas like me and Laura are. We can take things like hearts in jars." (read it here)

Obama Presents Bush with Osama's Heart

Osama bin Laden was buried at sea, but the head of JSOC gifted president Obama with the late al-Qaeda leader's heart. President Obama presented the heart to former president GW Bush early Tuesday morning (read it here)

Osama is Dead

As soon as the confetti clears, Americans will start asking the tough questions about the war on terrorism? (read here)

Osama bin Laden Dead

President Obama is expected to give a report announcing that Osama bin Laden has been killed. (watch here). If bin Laden is truly dead, what does this mean for America and the world? Will all of America's terrorism problems be over? Was bin Laden's death worth almost a trillion dollars of war expense? How many more terrorists were inspired to hate America during the Afghanistan invasions and brutal killing of innocent Afghanis by American troops?

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