As Brave as General George Armstrong Custer

General David Petraeus out of Afghanistan by end of year (read here)

The American Frontier

Has been fenced and cordoned off. (read it here)

It's Not Too Late

To prosecute the War Criminal.

No Saggy Tits!

I dare you to try and sign up for Darwin Dating. You'd better be beautiful. (see it here)

I Voted For the Bastard!

You mean he actually tortured people? (read it here)