Masturbating to Sarah Palin

TNT's blatant sexual commentary is exposed by Tracy Morgan's comment: "Sarah Palin is good masturbation material." (read here)

John Roberts & His Long Steel Spear

To diddle the civil rights of Americans (read it here)

Here's Your American Dream

Stuck in a prison cell enduring psychological torture without any charges against him. Stripped down to his boxer shorts. Humiliated and in solitary confinement.

In your United States of America. Ask Bradley Manning about your precious fucking rights. And ask the Japanese Americans of 1942 about their precious fucking rights. (read it here)

Serena Williams Engaged to Common?

A common rumor has surfaced among commoners. (read here)

Reagan Had Alzheimer's While In Office

Which is maybe why Republicans can't forget about him. (read here)

Why are Dead Birds Falling from The Sky?

Ex Hollywood Stripper bares all she knows about the dead bird phenomenon (read here)

371 Dead Birds Fall from Sky onto Sunset Blvd

Pigeons cleaned and eaten by homelesses (read here).

Jared Loughner Shoots Congresswoman

Exposes Angry Red Haze Overshadowing America's Political Atmosphere (read here)

Discovery Channel's Exorcism Reality Show

Teamed up the Vatican, starring the Pope, and Christine O'Donnell (read here)

Dead Birds Fall from Sky in Sweden, Arkansas, & Louisiana

Biblical prophecy, plague, cloaked ufo, al qaeda, new world order, illuminati (read here)

Dead Birds Fall From Arkansas Sky

But if it's a plague, give us a real blockbuster, God!

Give us a real horrorshow! (read here)

Little Fockers De Niro & Stiller Manson-ized

on Sunset Strip in Hollywood. Little Fockers led the box office this weekend (read it)

I Once Despised Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein

I now wish to shower his bald head with sloppy kisses (read it)

Her OWN Network?

24/7? America's going wild! Never stop watching television. Ever. Again! (read it)

The Little Shit!

Sticking up for mosques to be built near Ground Zero. Watch out, Bieber, 9/11 Hard Hats are going to get you! (read here)

Guerrilla Warfare, American Style!

Dilma Rousseff elected first female president of Brazil. Rousseff was a Marxist guerrilla during Brazil's military dictatorship from 1964-85 (read here)